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Welcome to CloudWiki

A disorganized archive of questionable decisions, digital sightings, unsolicited thoughts, and alleged character development.

Artist? Sometimes. Internet entity? Hopefully not.

Do I give a fuck? Not really.

📁 AN ARCHIVE MOSTLY FOR ME AND FOR FUN

Contents may include oversharing, contradiction, mood swings, ego issues, and sudden bursts of charm.

This archive is not an invitation.

Any similarities to real people are either legally deniable or entirely intentional.

Proceed only if you’re emotionally immune, irony-literate, and bad at taking advice.

[Live edits ongoing.]
[Regret not included.]

“Harassing is better than grooming. Spread hate not pedophilia.”

Congratulations, you’ve stumbled upon the digital museum / fever dream / cautionary tale that is the CloudWiki. This page serves as both a monument to my existence and an ongoing experiment in self-documentation, internet-style. If you’re here, you’re either:

a) me,

b) stalking me,

c) hopelessly bored,

d) looking for aesthetic inspos on neocities which you won’t find here,

or e) about to spiral into a rabbit hole that may or may not leave you changed.

Either way: Welcome.

This wiki is dedicated to archiving, exaggerating, mythologizing, and sometimes slandering the very essence of my being. It’s a mix of ironic oversharing, deep lore, memes, unhinged documentation, aesthetic curation, and pure chaos.

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Below is a breakdown of what each section does (allegedly). Use this to orient yourself—or to realize that orientation is a lie and this site is a loop.

Home: This landing page. The intro. The first impression. God help you.

About Me: Lore dump. Stats. Info. What I’d put on a dating profile if I had no self-respect and I were trying to repel people.

History / Timeline: A chronological (or delusional) breakdown of my life’s major events. Some true. Some trauma. Some both.

Gallery: Visual evidence of my existence. Memes, edits, cursed photos, maybe art. Absolute fantastic.

FAQ: I answer the questions no one asked but that you would’ve. Also some I borrowed to rant.

Quotes: Stuff I’ve said, stuff that sounds like me, or stuff I wish I said. All out of context.

Links: My other digital footprints. For further stalking or blocking.

Character Sheet: My stats as if I’m an RPG character. Min-maxed chaos.

Alignment Chart: Am I evil? Chaotic? Stable? Who knows. This helps nobody.

Mental Illness Speedrun: Ironically documenting every psychological glitch. It’s fine.

Debuffs / Perks: My personal buffs and nerfs. Some are just personality traits in denial.

Inventory: What I carry. It’s actually a random board. You’re welcome.

Achievements: Badges I’ve earned. "Cried 3 days in a row" type stuff.

Mythos: The fake lore. The inside jokes.

Schizo Notes: Red-string-board energy. Brain vomit. Theories. Unfinished thoughts.

Patch Notes: Personal updates framed like software changes. “Now with 40% less sanity.”

Banned Users: People who are simply annoying. Eternal digital exile.

Drama Archive: My petty receipts. Fights. Feuds. Deleted DMs (if I still have them tho).

404: Empathy Not Found: Me ranting about my favourite tcc perpetrators.

Cope Log: The things I say to convince myself I'm okay.

Cringe Compilation: People who are simply annoying. Eternal digital exile.

Tier List: Subjective, biased, aggressively real. I rate everything and everyone. No context given.

Shrine: A whole page dedicated to whatever I’m obsessed with this week. You’ve been warned.

Dream Diary: Actual dreams from sleep. Weird, cryptic, possibly cursed.

Drama Archive: My petty receipts. Fights. Feuds. Deleted DMs (if I still have them tho).

Haters Section: Fake testimonials from imaginary haters. Satire (unless it isn’t).

Rules of Engagement: If you must talk to me, read this first. A social contract.

Last update on this page:
August 7, 2025